Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Weight Loss Wednesday


OOFTA...



+4 this week.



I knew it wasn't going to be pretty. I caved like a sand castle at high tide. I can't even think of anything to defend myself. No excuses, I floundered. This week I'm re-focusing and hopping right back on the healthy train. I'm thinking of riding a 46 mile ride in a couple of weeks, which will be a major challenge for me. I know I can do 20 miles without seizing like a blown engine, so the next challenge is 46. I can already tell you what will be crossing my mind at mile#23...

Oofta, what ON EARTH was I thinking?

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

A Field Guide to Parenting


HOW TO TELL IT IS TIME TO BUILD THE CRIB: 10 INDICATORS TO LOOK FOR

1. If you walk into your baby’s room, and all you see sticking out of the bassinet are kneecaps and elbows, it might be time to put the crib together.

2. When your bassinet wobbles like it’s standing on chopsticks, it might be time to build that crib.

3. If your little guy flushes the toilet, brushes his teeth, walks to his room and pushes his bassinet to you so you can tuck him in conveniently, it just might be time to pull out the crib.

4. If putting your child to bed resembles stuffing a marshmallow into a pen cap, it might be time to put the crib together.

5. If your child wakes you up at 2am yelling in a baritone, “Mom, you forgot to shut the light off again”, it might be time for the crib.

6. If your child pushes a pilsner glass toward you and asks for another “bottle” it’s probably time for the crib.

7. If your baby’s booties are size 10 ½ men’s, it might be time for the crib.

8. If your child asks if he can take his Nintendo DS to bed with him, it could be time for the crib.

9. If your bassinet resembles a hammock, it is safe to say its time to switch to a crib.

10. When baby’s bed time routine includes a shave, it’s definitely time for the crib.

Guess what we’ll be doing this weekend?
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UPDATE: We live in a very small home and we are bursting at the seams. So even though my sweet husband wanted to put the crib together BEFORE Critter arrived, I told him no. We still don't have room for a crib, but upon seeing Critter's hand outside the bassinet this morning, I realized it was time to make room for the crib. Maybe. Probably.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Snippets

Wow. I didn’t intend to go into the 4th of July holiday weekend neglecting my blog so severely. The 4th is always a little crazy for us, but I had no idea what we were in store for. Now that I’m home, awake, and have two hands to type with (for a brief period of time at least) here are some of the events that kept us so busy over the weekend.

Friday the 4th included a 1 hour drive to Grandma and Grandpa’s, a 17 mile bike ride for me and Bonehead, and a pretty darned good fireworks display.

I give kudos to my bike for carrying my post baby butt 17 miles relatively comfortably. Any bike that can reach speeds of 18+ mph with me on top without disintegrating is an awesome bike in my book. And I love Bonehead to death for letting me set the pace and not complaining. It was fun although there are two words I have thought many times over since the ride ended. Ouch BikeButt.

We left Smooch at Grandma’s so they could fly Saturday to Seattle for two weeks. I already miss him enough to cry. I do hope he has fun. We used to live out there way back in our just married days. I loved watching the sun rise over one mountain chain, and set behind another.

4 of us drove to Grandma’s and 3 came home. Time of arrival was somewhere between midnight and 1am.

Saturday we were up early to accomplish household chores before going out on a friend’s boat for the day.

Critter didn’t particularly ENJOY boating. In fact, he cried exuberantly. I love boating, but critter will be left on land with a care giver the next time we shove off. At least until next summer and we can try again.

I discovered something worse than a mosquito bite on the foot. Mosquito bites covering tops and bottoms of the feet are most unpleasant. My feet have been in a constant state of “rub” since Saturday night.

After another hour drive home from a different direction, our arrival time home Saturday night was I think around 1am.

Sunday we were back up early to drive another hour. We met up with my best friend from high school who we haven’t seen in about 10 years. I have to admit it was super nice to catch up. I forgot what a fun and interesting person she is.

My sister was kind enough to watch Critter for us for a couple of hours so we could catch up properly. I used it as an excuse to go swimming with my sister and nieces Sunday afternoon.

I think Critter was tired of running everywhere because even though it was his first time swimming, he fell asleep on my shoulder in the pool. So he slept on a towel in the shade for the remaining time we were there.

We finally called it quits and turned down a dinner invitation from Bonehead’s dad and drove yet another hour home.

We got home a little after 7 last night and ordered take out for dinner.

The end result of a super busy and fun weekend? A severely neglected blog, feet so itchy I long for an s.o.s. pad to scratch them, bikebutt, and sheer exhaustion.

I’m so happy its Monday and all I have to do is housework.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Uh...

Children are wonderfully creative. Contrary to what I once believed, I am discovering they put a lot of thought into their questions. Here are a few questions I’ve been asked by Smoochie- some within the past few days.

Smooch: Mom, did we buy our house?
Me: Why yes we did, sweetie.
Smooch: Well then, where’s the house store?
Me: Uh...

Smooch: How do weather people tell what the weather is going to be in the afternoon?
Me: Uh...

Smooch: Can I play PINK-a-boo with Critter?
Me: Of course.

Smooch: Do ants carry bombs?
Me: No, why do you ask that?
Smooch: That round thing on their back looks like a bomb
Me: That’s their butt honey.
Smooch: (giggling) You said butt.
Me: Uh...

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Weight Loss Wednesday

Yeay!!Yeay!! Hip Hip Hooray!!

-2 pounds this week.

It's not -5, but I will take it. That brings the running total to -5 pounds all together.

For anyone addicted to Starbucks Caramel Frappucino (me) here's an incentive.

Venti Caramel Frappucino with whipped cream: 500 calories

Venti Light Caramel Frappucino with no whipped cream: 220 calories

I know it's good I've made the switch, but it would be even better if I could "just say no". Instead I'm busy telling myself that 1/2 the calories does not mean I can have twice as many........

How about we shoot for 5 next week, bako1964?