...that the state animal of Illinois is the Construction Horse.
...that for each construction crew you pass on the freeway, there is at least one very sumptuous piece of eye candy.
...that IDOT places at least one piece of eye candy in every construction crew to keep the soccer moms with low blood sugar levels from rioting while stuck in traffic.
...that someday Critter will realize that EVERY SINGLE ONE of his stuffed animals talks to him in the very same squeeky voice.
...that my heart will break the day Smoochie realizes that mom and dad are boring.
...that someday, somehow, if I wish hard enough, the laundry will do its self.
...that purging items from our home is like plucking a gray hair- for each item you purge, 7 more take its place.
...that pinky toenails grow exponentially faster than the rest.
...that coffee makes the morning bearable.
...that my youngest son may very well be the worlds smallest Anarchist.
...that the words diet and cheeseburger are linked together in my brain. I go on a diet, and my brain starts craving cheeseburger.
...that PMS should be more aptly named PDPMS (pre, during, & post).
...that even on the most craptacular day, there is some beauty to be seen if you are looking for it.
...that you can count on rain 4 days a year- Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, and Halloween.
...that Friday the 13th is a magical day (I turned 13 on Friday the 13th).
...that laughter (especially from my boys) is the best sound ever.
What do you believe?
...that for each construction crew you pass on the freeway, there is at least one very sumptuous piece of eye candy.
...that IDOT places at least one piece of eye candy in every construction crew to keep the soccer moms with low blood sugar levels from rioting while stuck in traffic.
...that someday Critter will realize that EVERY SINGLE ONE of his stuffed animals talks to him in the very same squeeky voice.
...that my heart will break the day Smoochie realizes that mom and dad are boring.
...that someday, somehow, if I wish hard enough, the laundry will do its self.
...that purging items from our home is like plucking a gray hair- for each item you purge, 7 more take its place.
...that pinky toenails grow exponentially faster than the rest.
...that coffee makes the morning bearable.
...that my youngest son may very well be the worlds smallest Anarchist.
...that the words diet and cheeseburger are linked together in my brain. I go on a diet, and my brain starts craving cheeseburger.
...that PMS should be more aptly named PDPMS (pre, during, & post).
...that even on the most craptacular day, there is some beauty to be seen if you are looking for it.
...that you can count on rain 4 days a year- Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, and Halloween.
...that Friday the 13th is a magical day (I turned 13 on Friday the 13th).
...that laughter (especially from my boys) is the best sound ever.
What do you believe?
3 comments:
that ice cream should have it's own food group.
that the best words in the world are "Mommy, I love you!"
that each child you add to your family multiplies your joy tenfold (and triples your laundry).
Did you go back and get that dresser? HAHA! Where in IL do you live?
...when all else fails call Mom
...tomorrow is a new day
...when coffee spews out your nose your family WILL laugh
...chocolate is the cure all
...a broken squeaker is priceless
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