I apologize for the shortness of my past few posts, but typing one handed takes a lot out of a girl. Right now I feel like an undercover agent fully immersed in Critter’s world.
In Critter’s world:
Feeding = Full body contact sport
Binky = Projectile
2 a.m. = 10:30 a.m.
Mommy’s fingers = The best toy EVER
Big brother = Entertainment center
Sleep = Unnecessary waste of time
Mommy = Really cozy bean bag/ Beef jerky
Mommy's laptop keyboard = Kick-toy target
4:30 a.m. = Snuggling into Daddy’s super comfy abandoned spot in bed next to Mom.
Hey. Mommy has to sleep sometime.
Smile = Gold
Laughter = Titanium
Snoring = A happy dance from Mommy.
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